ARRRRRRgh, I remember the days when CAPT PUGWASH as the RA, would  stalk the circle, yelling “ Shut the Fuck up” (like all Good RA’s do) and getting a limited response (Like all good RA’s do). Handing out down downs like a champion.

LT DAN, gave the run report. He gave the hare quedoss for the great weather, Quedoss for the run but then did a 180 degree flip and grandly bagged the hare for an almost invisible trail no chips at the drinkstop (An event that will forever be known as a “Chiptastrophy”) Score 2/10

Initially, EASY CUM EASY GO was a little easier on the old PUGWASH, giving a round 10 for the run, a 10 for the trail and then she also did the Tuggeranong back flip and started taking points orf for topography, insects, and no bucket at the end.2/10

ROGER THE CABIN BOY and DAICOS and squiddlies were returnees
TURKEY SLAP ran past the high school and his ankle bracelet started alarming out.
GREASENIPPLE dobbed himself in for being caught on film in the 1980’s throwing abuse at Bob Hawke
POOSHOOTER was charged for breaking his wife’s wrist
RAMBO was seen skulking around the toilet block in Civic late on Saturday night
PUGWASH was charged with setting the trail in such a way as to make the dray late.
TURKEY SLAP somehow confused a 1970’s Collingwood ruckman with Harvey Weinstein.  (oh wait, I can totally see why he made the mistake)
JR, FISHFINGER and SUELLEN foolishly followed GERBILS on trail
PUGWASH was charged for allowing his family to wander around in the nude
BUSHMAN got grumpy about actually finding trail
All the intermekongers were farewelled
GERBILS and CENTREFOLD were charged for being confused.
FRB went to WXMAN
MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU celebrated his birthday with 30 of his closest drunken idiot mates (The Pack)

COUNT HER FEIT – 597
EASY CUM EASY GO – 724
MATILDA – 36

Notes by McTrash

These notes, whilst being ever so slightly embellished, are a fair, reasonable and only record of the nights events. However, any similarity between these notes and what actually happened remains coincidental.